"Leaving on a Jet Plane......"

I couldn't resist singing the jet song this morning! I guess that probably dates me, huh? I am
waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy beyond my limit on poundage, surprise!!LOL!
I think I will just pack another bag and pay the extra check-in fee, just so I can have every thing I want to take! What a huge dilemma!
Oh, something very embarrassing happened to me while I was out getting last minute shopping done. I headed to the register to pay for my things, and the lady smiled really big at me and was so cheerful, and I said "Oh you have braces too" and her reply was "No, just really bad teeth!"
Oh my goodness, gracious sakes alive I wanted to run away from there as fast as I could!
Her bottom teeth from about half way down were really dark and looked like they had braces on them, and so I thought oh, we have something in common I will try to relate to the lady! Well, I tried pulling my foot out of my mouth and said,"Oh, I know a lot of ladies our age are getting braces, and I didn't have very good dental care when I was growing up, and I can't wait to get them off!" Then I went on and on about who knows what and she was just laughing, but
what she was probably thinking was "I wish this machine would go a little faster with this transaction, so this lady can get out of my face!" I was so embarrassed and then Mike started laughing at me, after we left the lady's presence of course, and so I was able to laugh at myself
and then I couldn't stop laughing at myself. I think I will try to find the cure for the Foot in Mouth Disease! On that note I gotta go!
Pray for me!